I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster

I know I know, let it go.


"The Daily Mail is a broad church and is always ready to listen to the views of readers. We do, however, suggest those who want to protest or comment read everything we have published and act on fact not rumour."


Having read their publication, I have decided to act on the fact it is not even fit to be my toilet paper.

Jesus christ. I didn't know until I read that waste of space article that I believe in a parade. I'm glad they enlightened me, though. I wouldn't want to feel I'd missed out anything in my emo initiation.

Oh wait, I also forgot to cut myself. Whoops.

Bad fan, no music for you.