Oh god.

[miznarrator]

Because Ness is EVOL, here is a question.  Or an image, really. 

RYAN ROSS IN RED SILK HOTPANTS WITH FISHNETS AND THIGH HIGH BLACK PATENT LEATHER BOOTS.

Fic?  y/y

DISCUSS, PLZ.

Comments

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I THINK MAYBE HE REALLY COULD BE A PIRATE HOOKER.

ETC.

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PIRATE HOOKER. OH GOD.

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OH YES. PIRATE HOOKER (AND NOT A SMELLY ON LIKE WOT I CALLED PETE).

BDEN: HAY, WANNA JOIN OUR CREW? WE HAVE SOME CAKES AND SPECIAL HATS, AND SOMETIMES PETE LET'S ME GO DOWN ON HIM!

RYRO: FIFTY BUCKS, KID.

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BDEN: ...I DON'T HAVE FIFTY BUCKS.

RYRO: WELL, YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK, THEN. EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A PAYING CUSTOMER?

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BDEN: *CRIES AND HUGS JON INSTEAD*

JON: FIFTY BUCKS IS STEEP, DUDE. WHAT, DO YOU TURN INTO MARIE ANTOINETTE WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT?

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RYRO: *stroking one hand down Jon's chest* WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT, BIG BOY?

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JON: *ADJUSTING CRAVAT* I...UM....THERE'S TEA. YES. I HAVE TEA.

BDEN: WHAT, HE GETS A FREE TRIAL? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!1!!"12!!!!ETC!!!!

JON: WELL, I AM ONE HOT BITCH.

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*dies laughing*

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RYRO: I THINK WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. GOT SOME ROSES? I MIGHT BE ABLE TO THROW IN A HANDJOB FOR THAT ONE. MAYBE.